IT IS TIME: Jonathan Coulton, First of May.
“This song is about the coming of spring. If you know what I mean.”
IT IS TIME: Jonathan Coulton, First of May.
“This song is about the coming of spring. If you know what I mean.”
I fucking love an infographic. Especially if that infographic is all about fucking.

(Click through the link to see the full infographic in all its orgasmic glory)
So, when I need to cheer up… (WHO’S THAT KNOCKIN AT MUH DOOR?!)
I’m Fucking Matt Damon by Sarah Silverman (via SWAGDOGdotCOM)
Christian Bale dancing in Newsies + RevoLucian’s remix of his epic freak out = YES.
Do yourself a favor and perk up your Sunday AM: Better than Coffee: DJ Fresh - Gold Dust (via @coilhouse, @theremina)
Because your day isn’t meeting its obscurity quota.
1. Never go full retard.
2. Burger barn.
3. DRUNK HISTORY TESLA, OLD SKOOL.
4. Reeeeally creepy moment from John C. Riley.
5. It has Little Red Riding Hood from Faerie Tale Theatre.
Happy Thursday.
You’re welcome.

By far the greatest pic. Not included in the official 12 evil pics, but it just flat out wins at everything.
The soft drink you enjoy now as 7 Up was once a medicinal cocktail infused with Lithium. This mood stabilizing drug was actually used in the soft drink all the way up to 1950.
Well folks, FYI, 7 Up was originally marketed as a hangover cure.
“Takes the ouch out of grouch” (Um, so you’re left with just “gr”? Works for me.)
Meet the “Faithful Bootie”, from Alexander McQueen’s Spring/Summer 2010 collection. Oh, how I swoon…

Charlie Kelly, the King of Rats from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
So very cool!!
@voraciousbrain needs these.
Gettin ready for my day.
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