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Sample items include a cross stitched colon, weird science stitchery, and patterns patterns patterns. Kits and several NSFW goodies coming soon :)
HOLY WOW! Who has two thumbs and is super excited!? THIS LADY.
I know! I peed my pants too! Check out my work featured in Beefranck’s Emporium, on the stitchgasmic Mr. X Stitch!
And if that wasn’t enough, I’m listing a fuckton of patterns today/tomorrow over at ye olde etsy shoppe. Kits to come later in the week, then I’m rolling out a whole slew of new schtuffs. GIRD YOUR LOINS!
Stitch it up and remind the masses: correlation does NOT imply causation! It’s nicer than punching people.
Telling your sons about the ‘sexy son hypothesis’ can be painfully awkward. At 1-800-Oedipus, we’re here to help.
AKA - One of my favorite stitched things of ALL TIME. Aw yes.
Charlie Kelly, the King of Rats from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
So very cool!!
@voraciousbrain needs these.
Gettin ready for my day.
Found this incredible smoking jacket at Lexington Avenue Antiques Market. Smoking jackets are for the evening, robes are for the morning. Now you...
